- "The bug was asked politely to leave. It then proceeded to land on my bed. The bug is no longer with us."
- "Well... I had a guy come over yesterday... He brought his turtle... So that's my love life in a nutshell."
-"Oh my goodness, Etsy has the cutest things in the world."
~about five seconds later~
"Would be something (insert male friend's name) WOULD NEVER SAY.
- "EWWWWW THERE IS A BUG IN MY WATER!!! NEVER. NO. BLOW UP THE HOUSE!"
-"I found a slice of swiss cheese in my car door today. I have no idea how it got there haha. Or even the last time I had swiss cheese."
HAHA and of course I am dying after re-reading these. Gosh, my friends are funny. Have any of you received texts that you just had to save, because they were so hilarious?! If you have any pretty please share! That would be wonderful.
*image via pinterest
i'm still contemplating if it was a weird thing or an incredibly awesome thing that the guy hangs out with his turtle. :) these made me giggle
ReplyDeleteright?! like i don't even understand. haha
DeleteThe one about Dobby made me laugh so much! Bit mean though... x
ReplyDeleteThe swiss cheese line...I am laughing out loud right now. They weren't even trying to be funny, but they were simply describing events of their life. Hahahaha.
ReplyDeletethat is the best part of it all! can't even handle it. haha
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