I don't know why I didn't start something like this earlier. I am just realizing that my kids (the ones I work with) say the funniest things in all the land, and that I should probably document them somewhere. I have chosen here, so you can all enjoy them with me. Haha
Here are some of my most recent kiddo conversations. Please enjoy..
Kiddo: How old are you?
Kiddo: Ok, so you are an adult! So you don't have kidneys anymore. You have adultneys!
Kiddo: Ooo you mean if a pencil breaks you can sharpen it, and it will come back?!
Me: Yes, sir!
Kiddo: Wow! It's like magic!
Kiddo: Can I take my shirt off?
Me: Uh... No.
~Five minutes later~
Kiddo: Shelby, can I PLEASE take my shirt off?
Kiddo: But I'm so hot... In both ways!
~After child takes out a wand looking thing that he has made using tinfoil and a pencil~
Me:What is that?
Kiddo: Just something I like to keep.
Me: Is it a wand?
Me: Umm.. is it a lightsaber?
Me:......... Is it a sonic screwdriver?
Me: ~high five~!
My kiddos are the coolest kids around!