I don't know why I didn't start something like this earlier. I am just realizing that my kids (the ones I work with) say the funniest things in all the land, and that I should probably document them somewhere. I have chosen here, so you can all enjoy them with me. Haha
Here are some of my most recent kiddo conversations. Please enjoy..
Kiddo: How old are you?
Me: 20
Kiddo: Ok, so you are an adult! So you don't have kidneys anymore. You have adultneys!
Kiddo: Ooo you mean if a pencil breaks you can sharpen it, and it will come back?!
Me: Yes, sir!
Kiddo: Wow! It's like magic!
Kiddo: Can I take my shirt off?
Me: Uh... No.
~Five minutes later~
Kiddo: Shelby, can I PLEASE take my shirt off?
Me: No!!
Kiddo: But I'm so hot... In both ways!
~After child takes out a wand looking thing that he has made using tinfoil and a pencil~
Me:What is that?
Kiddo: Just something I like to keep.
Me: Is it a wand?
Kiddo: No.
Me: Umm.. is it a lightsaber?
Kiddo: No.
Me:......... Is it a sonic screwdriver?
Kiddo: Yes...
Me: ~high five~!
My kiddos are the coolest kids around!
These are adorable! I'm so hot in both ways! I'll marry him. I'll probs still be single by the time he's ready to date. Hook me up!
ReplyDeleteEm
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too bad i have already called dibs. hahahaha
DeleteHAHAHAHA! where do you work? apparently i need to work there, too.
ReplyDeleteHaha i work at an elementary school!! it is just an after school program. best job EVER!
Deletewhat a wonderful blog you have here!
ReplyDeletei just came across it and im so glad i did.
you have new follower <3
Btw I love just talk to my little cousins and asking them crazy things just to see what there crazy response will be! they never fail!
-maria
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thank you so much :) i have been following your blog for a while now. love it! thanks so much for stopping by!
Deleteso cute! ^^
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hahaha this just made my day. "adultneys!"
ReplyDeletehahaha i die ever time!
DeleteThis is the cutest thing! Makes me so excited to be a school teacher in 4.5 years *sigh* :D
ReplyDeleteI stumbled here from Mag's blog and I'm glad I did. This is such a lovely space you have here...
thank you so much! and i know what you mean! i am also in the process of finishing a degree that will allow me to work with kids. 2.5 more years!!
Deleteloved this! your blog is just great
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kids say the best things! i teach pre-k/kindergarten at my church, and i'm also a substitute preschool teacher. the things i've heard over the years, priceless! i'll share some with you.
ReplyDeleteme: what's your dad's name?
kid: dad.
me: no, his actual name, what does your mom call him?
kid: babe.
*me and a girl named Savannah were walking past these girls and their dad*
little girl: 'hi samantha, hi sabanah.'
little girls dad: sorry we're European over here. (joking about the way she said Savannah)
little girl: daaaad, i'm not peeing!
my dad works in construction and a few years ago he added onto our house and my little cousins were visiting from florida. she goes back to school and on her first day,
teacher: hi serena, how was your vacation.
serena: pretty great, my uncle bruce built the world.
little kid: did you know that cooties are how babies are made?
haha, cute post!
xo, Samantha
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